The Many Failures Of The Eragon Movie
Here are a few things seriously wrong with the Eragon movie:
1. Roran is supposed to have a beard. He doesn't in the movie. In fact, you can hardly tell the difference between him and his cousin Eragon.
2. I can't even describe the many things wrong with the Urgals.
3. Eragon is not blond! He's supposed to have black hair, like Christopher Paolini.
4. Arya is an elf. The movie doesn't even have her with pointed ears!
5. OK, just take one look at Saphira. FAIL! What's wrong with her wings? They have feathers!!!
6. That is not how I imagined Brom. Or Murtagh.
7. What's up with Brom's death? He was supposed to be killed by the Ra'zac, not Durza.
8. I thought Eragon was supposed to get captured!
9. Arya is supposed to have black hair.
10. They didn't show the scene where Brom buys Snowfire and Cadoc. Brom just found Eragon, set his farm on fire, threw him on a horse, and told him to ride away.
11. They took out all the important stuff! I mean, I watched the "Extended Edition" and it was only an hour and forty-four minutes long. And that's including the credits which are really long and boring.
12. What's up with Tronjheim? Did the movie makers read the book at all?
13. They skipped Yazuac! How could they forget that?
14. HOW COULD THEY??? THEY FORGOT ABOUT THE PART WHEN- oh yeah, they forgot EVERYTHING!!!!!
I just watched the movie, and I think Durza is the ugliest living thing I've ever seen. And he has the creepy black fingernail that I think everyone's had bad dreams about after they watch the movie. I memorized all the lines from the Eragon-Roran fight scene when they're wrestling. It's so funny! I bought the movie just so I could make fun of it! I wish they made movies for Eldest, Brisingr, and Inheritance so us fans could have more to laugh at!
Top 5 Stupidest Scenes From The Movie
1. When Brom sets Eragon's house on fire. What?
2. It takes approximately 5 seconds for Saphira to turn into a fully grown dragon. Those movie makers were sure in a hurry.
3. When Brom is murdered by Durza instead of the Ra'zac. That's just plain stupid.
4. When Eragon and Roran are fighting in the barn. They had enough time to add this stupid scene but not enough time to add Eragon getting captured? Really?
5. When Eragon and Brom are stick fighting. They could have used that time to add in Brom buying the horses or getting captured by Ra'zac.
Take a look at the special effects for the burning farm. They STINK!!
1. Roran is supposed to have a beard. He doesn't in the movie. In fact, you can hardly tell the difference between him and his cousin Eragon.
2. I can't even describe the many things wrong with the Urgals.
3. Eragon is not blond! He's supposed to have black hair, like Christopher Paolini.
4. Arya is an elf. The movie doesn't even have her with pointed ears!
5. OK, just take one look at Saphira. FAIL! What's wrong with her wings? They have feathers!!!
6. That is not how I imagined Brom. Or Murtagh.
7. What's up with Brom's death? He was supposed to be killed by the Ra'zac, not Durza.
8. I thought Eragon was supposed to get captured!
9. Arya is supposed to have black hair.
10. They didn't show the scene where Brom buys Snowfire and Cadoc. Brom just found Eragon, set his farm on fire, threw him on a horse, and told him to ride away.
11. They took out all the important stuff! I mean, I watched the "Extended Edition" and it was only an hour and forty-four minutes long. And that's including the credits which are really long and boring.
12. What's up with Tronjheim? Did the movie makers read the book at all?
13. They skipped Yazuac! How could they forget that?
14. HOW COULD THEY??? THEY FORGOT ABOUT THE PART WHEN- oh yeah, they forgot EVERYTHING!!!!!
I just watched the movie, and I think Durza is the ugliest living thing I've ever seen. And he has the creepy black fingernail that I think everyone's had bad dreams about after they watch the movie. I memorized all the lines from the Eragon-Roran fight scene when they're wrestling. It's so funny! I bought the movie just so I could make fun of it! I wish they made movies for Eldest, Brisingr, and Inheritance so us fans could have more to laugh at!
Top 5 Stupidest Scenes From The Movie
1. When Brom sets Eragon's house on fire. What?
2. It takes approximately 5 seconds for Saphira to turn into a fully grown dragon. Those movie makers were sure in a hurry.
3. When Brom is murdered by Durza instead of the Ra'zac. That's just plain stupid.
4. When Eragon and Roran are fighting in the barn. They had enough time to add this stupid scene but not enough time to add Eragon getting captured? Really?
5. When Eragon and Brom are stick fighting. They could have used that time to add in Brom buying the horses or getting captured by Ra'zac.
Take a look at the special effects for the burning farm. They STINK!!